笑话五则

1.  仔仔被爸爸修理了，他跑去找妈妈诉苦：“妈妈，有人打你儿子你会怎样？” 妈妈：“我会打他的儿子报仇！” 仔仔：“……”

2.　父子二人坐公交车。
儿子：爸爸，什么时候到啊？
父亲：停了就到了。
儿子：什么时候停啊？
父亲：到了就停了。

3．一男生暗恋一女生 鼓气勇气问那女生喜欢什么样的男生
“投缘的”女生答 ，连问几遍都是一样的答案
该男生泄气道：“头扁的行不行”。

4．某君正练习骑自行车，前面来了一个行人，某君惊慌，大叫：“站住！站住！”行人一楞急忙停下。怎奈某君骑术太差还是把行人撞倒。行人起身大怒：“你还叫我站住！你好瞄准是不是！”

5．医生问病人是怎么骨折的，答：我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋，我抖啊抖……有个人以为我触电了，便抄起木棒给了我两棒子。

Iran criticized South Korea for its sanctions, saying it will always be a vassal of the United States

South Korea with the rear end of the little brother in the United States, following in the United States initiated sanctions against Iran after the UN Security Council resolution.

South Korean government officially announced on September 8 of the sanctions program against Iran, would win thanks to the U.S. government, but then South Korea to spark Piping, accused "the client is always yes the United States."
According to South Korea's Daum reported net on September 8, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy? Geithner 8 local time issued a joint statement said: "While South Korea and Iran have very close trade relationship, but in order to strict implementation of UN Security Council Resolution 1929, the Korean government decided to impose sanctions on Iran, the United States expressed his thanks. "adding:" The United States will actively promote other countries to implement Resolution 1929. "

More South Korean Internet users, said: "It reminds me of the period of Japanese rule in Korea, only to follow the Grand National Party now run the United States, it seems we will always be a vassal of the United States." Worried about the same time, many Internet users, a message said: "Recent Do not go to Iran tourism, care was killed. "

This message has been issued, immediately raised the hot Korean netizens. Most Korean Internet users expressed dissatisfaction with the Government's sanctions against Iran, it was a message saying: "Iran and South Korea in the end what is hate? Why should sanction them? Lee Myung-bak's pro-US policy seems too transparent." There are Internet users, said: "Lee Myung-bak our governance in this way, the economy out of the mess, but also sanctions against others? Everyone knows that Iran's oil production, if sanctions against Iran at the expense of just our own business. "

U.S. troops opened fire on an Iraqi led soldiers killed nine injured 2

U.S. combat troops from Iraq late last month to complete the withdrawal, the remaining five million people in Iraq about the non-combat troops, for security, training and other tasks.

According to the Associated Press September 8 news, an Iraqi soldier opened fire on the 7th to the U.S. military, killing two U.S. soldiers were killed and nine wounded Americans. This is Barack Obama last week announced the end of combat operations in Iraq from U.S. soldiers since the first deaths.

Reported that the attack was meant to American soldiers guarding a U.S. commander to a military base north of Baghdad, military officials met with the Iraqi. Local police said the assailants opened fire occurred before the dispute with some of the staff, after the attack, the Iraqi soldiers were also slain. This is the U.S. military announced the combat operations in Iraq after the end of the first U.S. soldier deaths.

Earlier, the U.S. military was on August 31 announced the official end of combat operations in Iraq, the number of U.S. troops in Iraq fell to 50 000 below, and be completed by the end of 2011 a total withdrawal.

Vulgar boredom

This video is called the After School - Bang + Diva, South Korea feel like a woman deliberately tease. This program also only look silly, sexy woman, after all, to see ah. Do not understand what they know anything about music, too low level, and do a concert to be like Michael Jackson like they do only so vulgar.

Baoshan serious geological disasters death toll rose to 15 people

Yunnan Province in Longyang district propaganda department told reporters today, September 1 township east of the river in the area vama stone house village in the village landslide disasters have caused 15 deaths and 33 missing. In addition, on the 3rd morning hundreds of cars rushed to the disaster area rescue vehicles stranded on the road due to blocked roads.
Longyang propaganda department officials, and further confirmed by the scene, the Longyang District vama rural stone house in the village of landslide disasters, there are 21 residents of 89 affected, 3, 8 pm closing, the disaster site has accumulated found remains of 15 victims, also rescued 23 people, including two serious injuries, 6 people were slightly injured and 33 missing.
It was explained that stone house village in different locations and geological conditions fragile, soft rock and soil, combined with high mountains and steep slopes, the average slope exceeds 45 degrees, the formation of shallow soil saturated soft soil of small landslides, heavy rainfall led to the recent loose soil before gentle slope leading to the mountain. In addition, because the current weather changes rapidly, landslide instability, September 2 night falling debris once again hampered relief road, village road is slippery difficult, difficult to access goods, relief goods transport is blocked, leading to disaster the way the scene has more than 100 vehicles stranded rescue vehicles.

Hawk-Eye firm lined up for sale

The British company behind the Hawk-Eye ball-tracking technology is to be put up for sale.

Its owners, who include Mark Getty, a member of the wealthy US business dynasty, want to attract a big company that can help the firm expand.

Hawk-Eye is currently used in tennis and cricket and its owners are hoping Fifa will adopt it in football.

Shareholder Patrick Maxwell told the BBC that the sale process would begin next week.

Despite its high-profile brand name, Winchester-based Hawk-Eye is a relatively small company with profits of ￡1.1m this year.

Its current shareholders hope that investment from a larger firm could help it expand geographically and into new sports.

Mr Maxwell said it hoped to attract interest from companies such as major broadcasters and sports rights firms.

"Potentially, it could also be a vehicle for sponsorship for the likes of financial services companies," he told the BBC News website.

It expects to make a profit of ￡1.8m next year, reflecting expansion in the tennis world in particular.

Profits could really take off if football decides to use its technology and Mr Maxwell said he was increasingly hopeful that world governing body Fifa would start testing it.

"The stars are in alignment for that," he said.

"Particularly as a result of [events at] the World Cup, which really changed the debate."

Calls for the introduction of goal-line technology increased after the tournament in South Africa when England's Frank Lampard had a goal disallowed against Germany.

Cricket-lover and majority shareholder Mark Getty became involved in the company four years ago when his company, publishers Wisden, bought Hawk-Eye.

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